The Sports Zoo

Gilbert Arenas has always been one of the most entertaining figures in all of sports.  From the online poker at halftime, to going on “strike” from his girlfriend, to defending sharks around the globe.  But if you heard the Jim Rome show today, you learned something amazing about Agent Zero; he only sleeps 3-4 hours a night.  He does this because he spends 10-12 hours per day playing video games, and says he has never slept more than 3 hours a night his entire life, because his mind always needs to be challenged.  This is one dude who you KNOW you are not beating in Madden.

Agent Zero is by far the coolest player in the NBA, and is making a strong push to be the official Zoo baller.  Something tells me Scott is going to have something to say about that, however.  Gilbert, whatever is going on in that mind of yours, never, AND THE ROCK MEANS NEVER, stop giving us glimpses into its wonderful tranquility.

Josh Beckett has become the lone bright spot in an ominous week.  1-0 with Dice-K and Schill the next two, things couldn’t look better.  And we are only 2 wins away from Paps dancing the jig again, which is what we all really want.  Also, as long as things are looking up, lets take a cheap shot, shall we?