Every Man Shudders In Terror
In news that frankly frightens me to report, you should really watch what you say to your wife. Especially when it concerns your ex wife. Just saying. From Reuters:
“Malaysian doctors have reattached a man’s nearly severed penis after his first wife, enraged by his comparison of her sex skills with those of his younger second wife, decided to chop it off with a kitchen knife.
The man, a 43-year-old Indonesian worker in southern Johor state, was lying in bed with his 48-year-old wife talking about his newly wed second wife, who is in her 30s, when the incident happened, the New Straits Times newspaper reported.
Despite his shock and pain, the man managed to pull on his trousers and ride his motorcycle to a nearby hospital, where doctors had to put in 11 stitches to reattach the organ.”
The most painful part about this story, is that the guy didn’t drive his car to the hospital, he rode is MOTORCYCLE. No word on whether or not it was a crotch rocket… My guess is that Evil Kenivel would NEVER try a stunt like this.
